Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks...

Internet, hold the phone. And shut the front door. You're going to want to be seated for this.

There is an outside chance, if everything lines up in the most perfect way possible, that two of the Lubowiczes (the First Wave), will be in Dallas for the World F-ing Series.

Now, a LOT has to happen in order for this to transpire:

First, the Rangers need to beat the Toronto Blue Jays. Seems acheivable since baseball is America's passtime and Canadians are dirty liberal socialists.

Second, the Rangers need to beat the Kansas City Royals. (Or, hypothetically, the Yankees or Astros, if they beat the Royals, but lets not entertain fantasies) Not easy, but theoretically possible.

Third, the Rangers need to win no more than three (but more than 1) of the first five World Series games in order for the series to return to Dallas for games 6 and 7 (conveniently one day after the First Wave hits Dallas).

Finally, the Lubowiczes need to win the lottery, because those games are NOT going to be cheap.

If I were a betting man...I'd be broke because I'm crap at it. What I'm getting at is that I'm not going to hold my breath. But lets just say that a certain burly Australian just became the world's biggest baseball fan.